I wish people were closed-captioned.
Like, some of us could be born with the ability to translate the distorted spoken word into comprehensible written language via highly evolved mental capabilities.
I am so far ahead of my time.
his eyes were twitter-blue as they stared out into the yahoo-purple and youtube-red clouds over a facebook-blue sea dotted with the broken deviantart-green tree branches. and then his eyes darkened to tumblr-blue speckled with wikipedia-grey as he turned to his fiery fox. “let’s begin,” he said, his voice like chrome. “let’s begin exploring this internet.” and they binged off into the setting sun at a google miles per hour.