rolan-pard:

“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”

yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes

lookitmecrooket:

rnedia:

son we need to talk. about your report card. son did you know your grades spell “ACDC” here is a high five and your bedtime is never

Dean as a father

talktoyourcactus:

Is it just me, or did we used to have normal-smelling shampoos before? Everything was strawberry, and peppermint, and citrus. Nice, normal things.

Now I pick a bottle up and it’s like DEW GATHERED BY MONKS FROM THE HIMALAYA MOUNTAINS MIXED WITH A ROOT OF AN ASNCLSCHBK PLANT THAT GROWS ONLY IN AN OBSCURE VILLAGE IN AMAZONIA, WITH A DASH OF MAGICAL BERRIES FROM NARNIA TO GIVE YOUR HAIR VOLUME.

AND IT STILL SMELLS LIKE CITRUS TO ME.

darksideofthemoon007:

niallshit:

if u feel sad right now look at this bunny eating a flower

I love its face in the second gif. It looks so fucking content, just sitting there nomming